It’s about time I updated my extremely neglected blog. I don’t think I have any followers, but I’m going to post a bit about Book Two just in case any of my readers from fanfiction ever decide to check this out.
For those of you who don’t know, The Beginning Series is a – well, why explain it again. You can find a description of what The Beginning Series is here. But if that’s too long to bother reading, I’ll just say it’s a rewrite of Animorphs.
Book Two is in Tobias’ point of view, and set around the same time as The Encounter. It starts out with Tobias’ mixed up version of what happen in the construction site.
So he tells us about the Hork-Bajir and Taxxons and Visser Three. Then he says, ((Here, have a cookie.))
Instead he gave us the power to morph into animals. Now Jake, Rachel, Cassie, Marco, Gilberto and I fight the Yeerks. By fight I obviously mean fail a lot and count it as fighting. -Book Two, chapter one
Tobias’ book is more humourous than anything to be taken seriously. Why? Well, because you really can’t consider anything he says as canon for TBS. Half of what he says are flat out lies. I try to make it pretty obvious that he’s an unreliable narrator, but in case you don’t know, well, you sure do now.
Anyway, after Tobias’ not-very-good introduction, it pretty much goes on as the original book did. Tobias and Rachel saving that bird chick (no pun intended) from Dealin’ Dan. Except Marco has joined them on their little mission.
After the other Animorphs question their sanity, Tobias is supposed to get a glimpse of that Yeerk ship the whole book revolves around. Instead, he gets a great sense that something is missing, then puts it off as something entirely different. So we leave it up to Marco to give us a plot.
The Yeerks want to turn a Church into a shelter for the homeless, and give support to families in need under the condition that they going the church. The Church they choose for this operation is in the bad part of town. Naturally, this Church is the one Marco attends on a weekly basis.
Nothing about the battle can really be trusted, since it is Tobias. The general idea is that the Yeerks show up to infest a guy who needs a Yeerk in his head. The Animorphs fight them off, Gilberto stabs a few dudes with benches, and the Yeerk return Gilberto’s nice gesture by cutting his arm off. Marco scolds him for swearing inside a Church, and it’s all:
((Oh, FUCK!)) Gilby yelled, dropping his bench. And his arm. ((God – freaking – damnit! Shit!))
((Gil!)) Marco shreaked. ((Don’t say things like that! It’s bad enough that you do it at all, but you’re in a CHURCH.))
((My arm is fucking OFF, Marco! It’s GONE. Seriously, I’m going to BLEED to DEATH and all you care about is me swearing in Church?))
((Of course not,)) Marco said gently. ((I’m more concerned about the fact that you’re getting the floor dirty and that Rachel broke one of the walls.)) Then, even more calmly, he said: ((I can’t exactly yell at you for bleeding.)) – Book Two, chapter sixteen.
Also, this is pretty much the most important part of the book:
Anyway, we (Jake) decided that it would be a smart idea to try and stop the Yeerks from going into the Church, seeing as Cassie – the most useful of us Animorphs – was inside. Also, William. The whole point of this mission was to rescue him.
Oh, and I suppose some of us might have cared just a little bit about what happened to Gilby. But probably not. Maybe Marco, but I don’t see that happening.
Once the – one, two, three, four – once the four of us got inside (kind of), I realized that the Church wasn’t nearly as destroyed as I expected it to be. In fact, it was almost as if the Yeerk were respecting our religion and leaving most of the surrounding area alone. Not one Yeerk appeared to be breaking or trying to break anything, not including us, of course.
Unfortunately, Gilby could be seen swinging one of the – very broken – benches around. So it kind of cancelled out the Yeerks’ kindness.
((Gil!)) Marco whined. ((Stop hurting the Church!))
((I’m not,)) Gilby lied, smashing a Hork-Bajir over the head with his bench. ((He is.)) Then Gilby used his bench to point at one Hork-Bajir. Sadly, the bench was too broken and pointy, so the Hork-Bajir got STABBED through the FACE. ((Oops,)) he said sarcastically. ((I think he’s dead.))
Then Rachel walked in. Marco practically screamed – in a very, very angry way – because the doors weren’t quite big enough for her. So she kind of, totally, took some of the wall with her.
((Sorry, Mar – did you just stab that Hork-Bajir in the face?))
((Hells, yeah, I did.))
Gilbench is my OTP.
Moving on, they failed to save the guy they wanted to save, and sort of took out the Church by accident. Then they decide that to really solve their problem, they would set The Sharing building on fire or something. In the end, the mission was completely useless because the guy who was in charge of this whole thing had a heart attack and died, so the thing got called off. Or something like that. I barely remember it, even though I wrote it.
Book Two is pretty much completely useless. It’s funny, though.